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Truth Better Than Fiction: An Example

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Random Weird Absolutely Unsolicited Confessions.

Bergen:  “Mom.  One day this summer when we were at the pool we all took turns eating London’s skin.”

Me:  “Which part of her skin?”

Bergen:  “Her toes.”

Me:  “Why?”

Bergen:  “Because London said it was like gum.”

Me:  “Did it taste like gum?”

Bergen:  “No.  It didn’t taste like anything.”

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