also said out loud

Yes.

People have made ludicrous statements to me.

But I guess I should not judge them too harshly.

Because I am guilty of letting some pretty ridiculous statements fly from my tongue more often than not.

Statements such as these . . .

No, I will not peel your banana right now.  Because I am sitting on the toilet.

No, your brother may not wear a princess dress and a princess crown to the store.

Brothers cannot marry their sisters.

Please stop using your camera to photograph your brother’s bare bum.

Because I don’t know how to turn a shell into a light.

Do not use your toothbrush to clean the bathroom sink.

Do you need to pee?  No?  Then quit touching your penis please.